The now infamous annual Kardashian Christmas card debuted this week and just when we thought we had seen it all with the Kardashians: well we thought wrong.  Every year it seems the Kardashian Xmas card becomes more and more grandiose with black tie attire, somber expressions, and just general ridiculous over the top seriousness. However, this year the ridiculousness has been taken to a new level with the deconstructed fantasy carnival like setting-what’s holiday about this?  

Ready. Set. Dissect.  

Kim: She’s off to the side, secluded from the group with a huge dollar sign behind her. Yes Kim, you’re the hot, rich, and popular one.

Kylie and Kendall: In the center with bewildered looks on their faces and a Wheaties box with their dad on it is placed conspicuously behind them.  They are also standing on a small mountain of tabloid magazines where their sisters are on the covers.  Excuse me, but I thought this family was famous because they’re on the cover of those tabloids-don’t bite the mouth that feeds you! 

Khloé: Sitting with her nephew Mason who looks like he’s hurt and can’t get up?  This kid is 5 years old or so?  Why is he laying down like that?  He looks like an annoyed smaller version of his father.    

Kourtney: Not much going on there as usual.  Filler sister.  

Bruce:  Oh poor, poor Bruce.  We all know you’re a caged animal in Kris’ circus but to see you act it out is really really sad.  

Kris: Last but not least.  This woman runs this family and doesn’t she know it.  She and Kim are at opposite ends of the photo and they are both the obvious ringleaders.  Kris is celebrating her new found single life while her poor husband is standing there like a caged animal.

This is absolutely not a holiday card.  This is what the world would look like if the Kardashians were in charge.  Thank goodness, this is just a fantasy.