Well it has been a busy few weeks, and I don’t just mean for Prince Harry, Ryan Lochte, Kourtney Kardashian, or Snooki. I’ve had a very busy social life as of late and have been neglecting my favorite pastime: the news! (By news I mean, entertainment news: let’s not have to clear that up again).

Prince Harry may have put Queen E into early retirement by showing off his crown jewels to all of the world in Vegas a couple of weekends ago. His grandfather has already been in and out of the hospital the past several weeks: give these guys a break Harry! Although I can’t help but love his cheeky behavior and wish that I were in Vegas that weekend. Aside from playing a naughty game of strip-run-around-my-penthouse-and-have-someone-take-pictures-and leak-them-to-the-press-of-me he also challenged Ryan Lochte to a race in the pool. My thought on that is: #royaltytrumpsolympian.

In other less favorable news: Kourtney Kardashian and Snooki have brought babies into the world and surely documented the event for their respective reality TV shows. However, I do love me some Mason (Kourtney’s son) so if her next baby is that cute I’ll excuse it. I generally fear for Snooki’s baby. I think Suri and I are on the same page on this one.

Keeping fresh with the times, the most recent baby news, like last night kind of baby news: is that Giuliana and Bill Rancic have finally had their long-awaited baby via gestational carrier. Leading up to the week before her baby arrived she and Bill frolicked around Colorado posting pics on social media declaring themselves on a ‘babymoon.’ Way to keep it classy G. Insert eye roll here.

I would definitely say the best part of the last month of the news has been the Prince Harry jaunt in Vegas and watching the ‘Fab Five‘ (which apparently has now been dubbed the ‘Fierce Five’) make the Hollywood rounds. You’re my girl: Aly Raisman!