Thank god ‘Baby Kimye,’ who has officially been named ‘North,’  yes that’s North West folks, was born a month early.  I did not want the Duchess (Kate Middleton) to have to share any of her baby news with those fifth class citizen (Kim and Kanye).  

In any event, I imagine Kim and Kanye must have really gotten their creative juices flowing when they thought up the name ‘North.’  Maybe it was during the time Kanye was recording Yeezus : such an inspirational time in his life I have to assume.  I actually had an inkling that they would head in this this direction (ha!) on the baby name.  A few months back on one of the various night shows Kim visited to promote her show, she mentioned she wanted to name the baby ‘East’ or ‘Easton:’ something along those lines.  UGH.  Whatever!  Can’t Kourtney just have another baby?  

The real baby news will be coming mid-July when Kate and William have their bundle of joy!!  Also it’s William’s 31st birthday today: I’ll be having a Pimm’s cup in their honor.