They’re baaaaaaaaack!  The election isn’t the only thing that must be discussed today!  It was the premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 last night and after a long summer of no Beverly Hills Housewives, to spice up my life, they have come back in full force and I expect them to bring it.

10 highlights and/or points of interest from the first episode:

1.  Brandi Glanville is a full timer now.

2.  How obvious was it that Lisa Vanderpump was super uncomfortable hanging at Brandi’s place?!  Tea at Lisa’s house looked way more fun.  #brandisplaceisntexactlyuptolisaslevelbutwhatis

3.  Lisa’s closet. Amazeballs.

4.  Portia (Kyle’s four year old daughter) saying ‘darling’ and inviting the housewives to her bday party.  I’ll only go if Kim Richards keeps her promise of not going.

5.  Mauricio.

6.  Adrienne Maloof being snubbed by Lisa and not invited to the Villa Blanca party.

7.  Adrienne’s crazy flower/plant arrangement type situation she sent Lisa as a screw you  congratulations of sorts.

8.  Kim Richards is out of rehab and she’s still as annoying as ever!  Shocker.  Get her off the show now.

9.  It’s still unclear to me the direction that Taylor’s storyline will go in this season as she’s still lacking in personality.  She did tweet me back once though so I’m cool with her.

10.  Camille Grammer is MIA (but promised to make appearances); and we have a new housewife to meet: Yolanda.  Hmmm. . .

Season 3’s opening lines dissected:

Lisa: “Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.”

Lisa can for sure afford all the diamonds and rosé she wants.

Brandi: “Money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money.”

Well Brandi was probably drunk and on xanax (shocker) when she came up with her opening line.

Adrienne: “Know your friends, show your enemies the door.”

Adrienne obviously knew her marriage and her friendship with Lisa were on the outs so she was trying to be ‘over it.’

Taylor: “I fought too hard for this zip code, to go home now.”

Subtley is lost on Taylor.

Yolanda: “I like to have fun, but I don’t play games.”

I’m pretty much fine with this. . .for now.

Kim: “Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself everyday.”

#makeitstop

Kyle: “I’m born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town.”

Kyle is a bad bitch and she does run that town.  Although her opening line last season is still my favorite: “I may not be the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.”  With sweet Mauricio on your arm, you certainly are honey.