Ok we get it!  Jessica you’re not a virgin, but do you have to wear a pink tie-dye dress to your wedding to remind us all?!  Ughhh.  Here are a few things I don’t approve of in general:

1.  Jessica Biel

2.  A pink wedding dress (ever).  Reese Witherspoon pulled this crap when she got married last year (don’t think I didn’t notice: I’m no fool).  I know it was her second wedding but I’m still not a fan.

3.  An open ramble letter.  (See JT’s latest).  A self-proclaimed ‘private person’ who sells his wedding photos exclusively to People Magazine. . .hmmm.

So the most important thing: the dress, was a bust (shocker) but there were some highlights of the wedding that I can get down with: JT singing to Jessica as she walked down the aisle, the reception decor, and the location (Italy).

And this just in: Jessica Biel is officially changing her name to Jessica Timberlake.  So there you have it folks: JT and JT.  #makeitstop

Reese Witherspoon scored the cover of People Mag a year prior. . .I think the newly minted Mrs. Timberlake was a little jelly![/caption]