Jessica Biel Wears a Pink Dress to Wed Justin Timberlake
Ok we get it! Jessica you’re not a virgin, but do you have to wear a pink tie-dye dress to your wedding to remind us all?! Ughhh. Here are a few things I don’t approve of in general:
1. Jessica Biel
2. A pink wedding dress (ever). Reese Witherspoon pulled this crap when she got married last year (don’t think I didn’t notice: I’m no fool). I know it was her second wedding but I’m still not a fan.
3. ย An openย rambleย letter. ย (See JT’s latest). ย A self-proclaimed ‘private person’ who sells his wedding photos exclusively to People Magazine. . .hmmm.
So the most important thing: the dress, was a bust (shocker) but there were some highlights of the wedding that I can get down with: JT singing to Jessica as she walked down the aisle, the reception decor, and the location (Italy).
And this just in: Jessica Biel is officially changing her name to Jessica Timberlake. So there you have it folks: JT and JT. #makeitstop
Reese Witherspoon scored the cover of People Mag a year prior. . .I think the newly minted Mrs. Timberlake was a little jelly![/caption]
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