1. As I predicted Angelina brought her ego (in the form of her right leg), which now has a twitter handle @angiesrightleg that totals to about 17,000 followers already. UGH.

2. Stacey Keibler wore Marchesa-SHOCKER. Viola Davis rocked a bold color. Michele Williams bored me to tears. All predicted by moi.

3. Melissa McCarthy (from Bridesmaids) and Brian Atwood (the shoe genius) went to high school together and are still close friends-fun fact!

4. Ryan Seacrest being on the receiving end of Sasha Baron Cohen’s dumping of ashes was too perfect. Ryan took it like a real woman.

5. J. Lo was embarrassing with her nipple slip and as if things couldn’t get more embarrassing she and a fellow terrible actress, Cameron Diaz, tried to make jokes. #pleasedontinvitethembacknextyear

6. Cameron Diaz’s haircut ages her 10 years. #shouldhavewornawig #talktoviolaboutit

7. Billy Crystal does an excellent impression of Morgan Freeman. He also made it clear that Nick Nolte stopped speaking English at some point in his career-was that grunting? God what a change from “The Prince of Tides.”

8. Funniest moment of the night was when the crazy French director of “The Artist” thanked Harvey Weinstein: “I’d like to thank The Weinstein Company, OK!” Insert thick and snobby french accent and read OK! with exasperation. Clearly the French director had some instructions on who to thank! HA! That was hilar.

9. Gwyneth Paltrow and Steve Martin took a picture together at an after party and she posted it to her twitter commenting: ‘I love my life,’ Steve posted the same picture and quickly retorted ‘I hate my life.’ I love him.

10. I am over joyed that Meryl won. She’s a true movie star. She’s transcended decades in this industry and her talent is a joy for all of us to experience. Her speech was divine and she looked like a gold statuette! It was perfect.