Joan Rivers is probably the most envied and hated woman in Hollywood. Envied because she can say whatever she wants and get away with it; hated because she uses her show “Fashion Police” as a platform to insult and put celebs in their place on the reg. Basically, she’s my hero. She doesn’t play games, she tells it like it is, and she makes no excuses-kind of wish this were a guy you are dating right? Too bad all guys can’t take a cue from my dear friend (and by ‘dear friend’ I mean-she doesn’t know who I am but I am constantly obsessing and wanting to be her bestie): Joan Rivers.
Every Friday night at 10:30 on E! (no that does not stand for the Education Channel) Joan Rivers, with her cast of puppets, delivers a sharp and LOL show. Here are some of the reason I love Joan Rivers: she’s managed to mention Jerry Sandusky in more inappropriate ways than the grand jury indictment and also has managed to link him to fashion (what the what)?! She falls asleep at the mention of Jessica Alba’s name (who wouldn’t) and she called Lea Michelle out for her Crocodile tears at the Golden Globe last year.
Here are some of Joan’s latest and greatest lines:
Commenting on a picture of Angelina and Brad:
“The one thing they don’t agree on is the death penalty; because she (Angelina) wants Jennifer Aniston dead and he (Brad) says: ‘let it go.'”
Commenting on the new Vivienne Westwood shoes that outline the toes:
“The statement is ‘I was on a plane and ate too many salty peanuts and look what happened.'”
On the Olsen twins:
Before going out they decide “which one will look like the wizard and which one will look like the old lady who lived in a shoe.”